Well... I haven't read the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' books but momma didn't raise no fool. Why would any guy stick his junk into a toaster? I admit the possibilities are endless with peanut butter, jelly, cream cheese and such but you don't need to toast it first. Also... unless you're using a bagle toaster how would you even... oh, nevermind. More here from England's 'Mirror'.