In the future, every iconic fast food menu item you love will have been defiled by some minimum wage load that can't quit his/her job fast enough and sees a chance to get internet-famous.  A couple weeks about it was the Taco Bell taco licker, this week it's a guy deep-throating the Wendy's Frosty machine.  Good times... 

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...and they're all probably in a People of Walmart gallery somewhere too

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Maybe a little late on this, but still cool to see that Van Halen can still bring the thunder live. With any luck, we may hear some news of this Van Halen North American tour sooner than later