What a classy affair the wedding I went to over the weekend was! Great place, great food, and oh look what I found on the floor after!

My theory is that some lady (who has very nice taste in underwear) removed her knickers and told the gentleman with her to meet her in the room in about 5 minutes and be ready for an enjoyable evening. Said gentleman got so excited that he dropped the evidence and ran as fast as his little legs could take him to the suite. Good for them!

I also know what you're thinking: gross. Well I was quite intoxicated and didn't care, plus I grabbed them by the sides so I'm ok. More the booze though.