Ok, quick rundown on me: baseball, beers, some good grubbing in the form of pizza / wings / burritos, that's a perfect evening. I'm a Twitter / Facebook obsessive, I drive way too fast and I love to have a good time and not stress about anything. Life's just too short for that nonsense, especially when there's good times to be had.
You can catch my sweet sounds on The Brew Saturdays and Sundays from 3p-9p and whenever someone calls out hungover!
What's the big thing that everyone must have this year? Is it the Nintendo Wii U? No. The new Furby? Not. iPad Mini? Not even close. Everyone is getting parking applications.
Apparently, since the last time we celebrated the birth of Jesus Christ, people forgot where they parked. It's too much to put into their brain that the car is on the corner of 1st Avenue and Main Street, so the downloading of applications to help people find their automobiles has skyrocketed.
Add to the confusion of parking amnesia the fact that people will be walking aimlessly through the streets, looking for something while having their face buried in a smartphone, you have yourself a recipe for vehicular manslaughter when a fool walks in front of a Pontiac.
If you don't know where you parked your car, if that's just over your brain's capabilities, maybe you should just sit this one out champ. Leave the roads to those of us who can use a tiny bit of thought and memory and put it all together.