Ok, quick rundown on me: baseball, beers, some good grubbing in the form of pizza / wings / burritos, that's a perfect evening. I'm a Twitter / Facebook obsessive, I drive way too fast and I love to have a good time and not stress about anything. Life's just too short for that nonsense, especially when there's good times to be had.
You can catch my sweet sounds on The Brew Saturdays and Sundays from 3p-9p and whenever someone calls out hungover!
You wonder why I'm not a fan of marriage? How about this.
Silvio Berlusconi is the former Prime Minister of Italy, and he's a very wealthy man, sure. He's worth almost 6 billion dollars. This fool is getting a divorce, he and his now ex-wife Veronica Lario signed an agreement on Christmas Day saying that she would get (I hope you're sitting down) $47,599,200 PER YEAR!
What the hell does anyone need that much money for every year?! So you can buy a new yacht, there was a stain on the old one???? And how could a person agree to give that kind of cash up!
I did some quick math and it will take Silvio 126 years to go broke at this rate. Still, $47 million each year? I don't know if my heart could take writing that check annually. Hell if I'm Silvio I might just stay with her, I don't think I could sign that much dough over to anyone!
Lesson learned folks: marriage is for suckers and people who can afford it. For the rest of the world, everyone needs to take a pass.